About

Dear Reader,

Hello and welcome to my blog. My name is Big Balls McGillicuddy, you can call me Balls, and this is my little corner of the internet.

As for what I’m doing here, I don’t know. I just know that everybody and their fucking mother has a blog right now, and most of them suck. I read them and tell myself that I know I can do a better job than most of these fuckers.

So now I will actually try. I’m going to put the bong down long enough to try and form some sentences.

I must warn you though, I have no formal training as a writer. I just write, so if I have grammatical mistakes, or spelling errors, and you feel like pointing them out to me, go fuck yourself. Is your life that lonely and sad that you get off by correcting the mistakes of others?

That’s fucking gay, and so are you.

As for what this blog is going to cover, in a word, everything. Anything that I find to be interesting or can make a couple of cheap dick and fart jokes to go along with will make it’s way to this page.

I’m into drinking, sports, weed, and women. Depending on where I am, the order may change.

I’ll share with you real life experiences of mine, original works of mine, and shit I make up. Which is which, you’ll have to decide. Not that I think you’ll care either way.

So please, bookmark this fucking page and return often.